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Jeg og kjæresten min prøver alltid å få med oss disse filmene, helst før jula begynner. Det har på en måte blitt en tradisjon. Så når jula nærmer seg så benker vi oss ned i sofen under teppe, tenner masse lys og finner noe godt å gnatte på. Så setter vi i gang...

You guys give up yet? Or are you thirsty for more?

You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.

 Neil:What about Santa's reindeer? Have you even seen a reindeer fly?
Charlie: Yes.
Neil: Well, I haven't.
Charlie: Have you ever seen a million dollars?
Neil: No.
Charlie: Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean is doesn't exist

One man's toxic sludge is another man's potpourri.

                         Here we only got one rule / Never, ever let it cool / Keep it cooking in the pot / Soon we got hot chocolate!
                                      

 Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?

There's children throwing snowballs / instead of throwing heads / they're busy building toys / and absolutely no one's dead!

[upon coming home to his house being a mess]
David Seville: Oh my god, Theodore, did you just-?
Theodore: [nervously] Umm, Umm.
Simon: [picks up a small pellet shaped this in front of Theodore] It's a raisin, Dave.
David Seville: Prove it.
Simon: [puts it in his mouth] Mmm-Mmm.
David Seville: Okay, you got me. Look, I wanna talk to all you guys. Where's Alvin?
David Seville: [heads off toward the kitchen] Alvin!
Simon: [quickly spits it out and looks sternly at Theodore] You owe me big-time!